here’s a hip-length vintage coat i love beyond words from russell taylor–it cried to me from its misplaced rack at the dormont red, white, & blue thrift store last winter. i knew we were meant to be!!
if only animals had coats like this
January 31st, 2010man=repository for nourishment
December 3rd, 2009
i thought it would be fun to read this, but really it’s full of boring cliches about how men love food.
even the lipstick is phallic
September 26th, 2009
why would you choose so mannish a creature as a model? the only answer is it’s the ceo’s transvestite brother. (poor thing, he just can’t get a job anywhere else and he’s such a bright young man! at least his brother will take care of him until he gets through this phase)
83% arnel triacetate!
September 26th, 2009
manufacturing of arnel acetate stopped in 1986 due to “increased government toxicity standards”. soft as kitten, you say? more like soft as the kitten who at first was purring and cute but then ripped your flesh apart with the sharp claws of chemical posioning.
bazzazage? really?
September 26th, 2009
full ad reads “bazzazage colors!” what vacuous, out-of-touch, coked up marketing team came up with the term bazzazage?
have it your way!
July 21st, 2009
as long as your way means burned plastic burger with plastic pickles, cheese, and bun.
this is a life sized doll
July 21st, 2009
what’s not to love?!?
those are light bulbs
May 30th, 2009
not salt shakers or diatomes. light bulbs. this is my favorite maxiskirt, made using a true blue maxiskirt pattern from the 70’s.
offensive on any level
May 24th, 2009
finally, a doll that combines every stereotype into one! do you give this to your little girl who just loves the ramones, or the girl who has that cherokee spirit inside?
read and write about…puppets?
May 22nd, 2009
best thing about this coloring book is the continuing fights between tinkle (the princess puppet), the clown puppet (looks oddly like tor “time for go to bed” johnson), and the witch puppet (token old women crone).