as you can see by the leering faces of the butcher and baker, the nursery rhyme is clearly wrong–the candlestick maker is definitely female. and definitely wearing only a shirt. i would say, “heigh-o, put the kids to bed!” except this was found on a children’s dresser.
rub a dub dub
June 22nd, 2010honestly, who names their daughter lilac?
April 16th, 2010
at least the rockin’ stage show is multicultural. i love the 70′s theme of flowers and groovy here!!
take that, mr meany from trader jack’s!!
March 28th, 2010
when i took this pic, the guy who owned it was really pissed off because he thought i would go and print out a copy instead of buying his actual picture. what a jerk!! everyone, everywhere, post this to as many places as you can! and feel free to print it out. i wasn’t going to. but i might just to spite that guy.
estate sale YOINK!!
March 28th, 2010
the last estate sale (like many others lately) had been picked over beforehand by dealers. somehow they missed these awesome gloves, thank god. if i have to be an early bird to get stuff like this, i’m okay with getting up at 7am on saturday.
if only animals had coats like this
January 31st, 2010
here’s a hip-length vintage coat i love beyond words from russell taylor–it cried to me from its misplaced rack at the dormont red, white, & blue thrift store last winter. i knew we were meant to be!!
man=repository for nourishment
December 3rd, 2009
i thought it would be fun to read this, but really it’s full of boring cliches about how men love food.
even the lipstick is phallic
September 26th, 2009
why would you choose so mannish a creature as a model? the only answer is it’s the ceo’s transvestite brother. (poor thing, he just can’t get a job anywhere else and he’s such a bright young man! at least his brother will take care of him until he gets through this phase)
83% arnel triacetate!
September 26th, 2009
manufacturing of arnel acetate stopped in 1986 due to “increased government toxicity standards”. soft as kitten, you say? more like soft as the kitten who at first was purring and cute but then ripped your flesh apart with the sharp claws of chemical posioning.
bazzazage? really?
September 26th, 2009
full ad reads “bazzazage colors!” what vacuous, out-of-touch, coked up marketing team came up with the term bazzazage?
have it your way!
July 21st, 2009
as long as your way means burned plastic burger with plastic pickles, cheese, and bun.